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- Author: Tom Rock
- Publisher: Sports Publishing LLC
- ISBN-10: 1683584945
- ISBN-13: 9781683584940
- Format: 15 x 22.9 x 1.5 cm, minkšti viršeliai
- Language: English
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In Football Jokes, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:
- What is a football player's favorite dessert? Any given sundae.
- Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers.
- Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles.
- Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey.
- Why didn't Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why don't NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport.
- What's a football player's favorite part of a joke? The punt-line.
- And many more!
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- Author: Tom Rock
- Publisher: Sports Publishing LLC
- ISBN-10: 1683584945
- ISBN-13: 9781683584940
- Format: 15 x 22.9 x 1.5 cm, minkšti viršeliai
- Language: English English
In Football Jokes, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:
- What is a football player's favorite dessert? Any given sundae.
- Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers.
- Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles.
- Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey.
- Why didn't Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why don't NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport.
- What's a football player's favorite part of a joke? The punt-line.
- And many more!
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